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Review
Ashlee
Simpson's
Lip
Synching
Crimes
On 'SNL'
Forgiven
In
San
Jose
Ashlee
Simpson
nailed
the
state
of
her
art
45
minutes
into
her
Tuesday
show
at
the
San
Jose
State
Event
Center.
Fittingly,
the
revelation
came
in
the
lyric
of a
cover
song,
as
the
pop
princess
belted
out
the
lyrics
to
Hole's
"Celebrity
Skin."
"Oh,
make
me
over/
I'm
all
I
wanna
be,"
she
coaxed
an
arena
of
screaming
teenage
girls.
"A
walking
study/
In
demonology."
Pop's
reigning
black
sheep
has,
in
fact,
made
herself
over
and
indeed
been
demonized
for
doing
what
every
other
pop
and
rap
star
of
the
past
decade
has
done:
using
a
backing
track
to
enhance
a
live
show.
Ashlee's
crime
in
being
caught
with
her
vocal
pants
down
on
"Saturday
Night
Live"
wasn't
that
she
lip-synched;
it
was
that
she
got
caught.
So
did
we.
These
days,
everyone
knows
(even
if
they
won't
admit
it)
that
many
music
icons
fudge
their
"live"
performances
to
some
degree.
If
we
like
the
artist,
we
ignore
this
transgression
against
old-school
notions
of
"keeping
it
real."
If
we
don't
like
the
artist
...
well.
Simpson's
gaffe
didn't
so
much
point
out
her
hypocrisy
as
it
highlighted
ours:
When
Eminem
lip-synched,
badly,
on "SNL"
the
week
after
Ashlee,
most
pundits
let
it
slide
--
because
Eminem's
"real,"
you
see,
and
Ashlee
is
not.
What
is
Ashlee?
Jessica
Simpson's
kid
sister
was
a
star
before
she
did
much
of
anything,
thanks
to
an
MTV
reality
show
chronicling
the
bald
manufacture
of
her
image
and
debut
album.
Ratings
soared;
viewers
giggled
and
cheered
as
19-year-old
Ashlee
signed
that
record
deal,
dyed
her
hair
and
attempted
to
co-write
songs.
Television
is
fun!
Then
came
Simpson's
"SNL"
lip-synching
debacle,
followed
by a
disastrous
appearance
at
the
Orange
Bowl.
And
we
cheerily
chewed
her
up,
spat
her
out
and
prepped
for
the
next
pop
phenomenon.
Well,
here's
some
news,
good
or
bad:
Ashlee
isn't
going
anywhere.
And
if
Tuesday's
sold-out
show
was
any
indication,
neither
are
her
fans
(some
of
whom
defiantly
turned
up
in
homemade
"lip-
synch"
T-shirts
--
now
that's
solidarity).
Backed
by a
five-piece
band,
wearing
black
pinstriped
jeans
and
a
black-
and-neon-yellow
T-shirt
(she
altered
this
ensemble
slightly
throughout
the
set),
the
not-so-disgraced
Simpson
sister
opened
with
her
album's
title
track,
"Autobiography."
Like
many
of
her
pop-angst
anthems,
the
song
offers
a
contrived
history,
in
which
Ashlee
suffers
mightily
from
parental
neglect
and
the
lonesomeness
of
being
born
a
rebel.
Unfortunately,
a
collage
of
childhood
images
on
an
overhead
screen
--
depicting
a
beaming,
blond
kid
blossoming
in
the
bosom
of
her
family
--
short-circuited
her
outsider
status
a
bit.
No
matter.
We
know
who
Ashlee
really
is.
We've
seen
her
TV
show.
We're
all
in
this
together.
Ashlee's
music
isn't
terrible.
It
isn't
much
of
anything.
Each
song
is
relentlessly
midtempo,
relentlessly
hooky
and
as
forgettable
as
an
advertising
jingle.
Using
choreography
best
described
as
kick-and-giggle
(Ashlee
alternated
these
two
gestures
for
the
entirety
of
her
hour-long
set),
she
even
managed
to
sound
upbeat,
on
the
power
ballad
"Shadow,"
while
lamenting
the
"nightmare"
of
having
a
successful
big
sister.
A
brief
acoustic
interlude
featuring
songs
like
"Love
Makes
the
World
Go
Round"
and
"Giving
It
All
Away"
showed
that
Ashlee's
gravelly
bellow
is
better
suited
to
an
electric
environment.
A
medley
of
cover
songs
--
the
Pretenders'
"Brass
in
Pocket,"
Blondie's
"Call
Me"
and
Madonna's
"Burning
Up"
--
melded
three
disparate
genres
into
an
ebullient
blur.
After
closing
with
the
hit
"La
La,"
Ashlee
returned
in a
flouncy
white
dress
for
an
encore
of
"Pieces
of
Me,"
complete
with
clips
from
her
reality
show.
In
truth,
Ashlee
is
as
real
as
it
gets.
She
mirrors
the
state
of
pop
music
to
perfection,
and
if
that
manufactured
reality
tastes
sour
to
some,
the
youngest
edge
of
the
MTV
demographic
loves
it.
She's
no
lip-synching
scapegoat
to
them.
She's
all
they
wanna
be. |