|
Ashlee's
Better
Suited
For
Mags
Than
Music
Ashlee
Simpson
is
on
the
phone,
and
she's
talking
-
actually
speaking!
-
about
music,
magazines
and
television,
from
"7th
Heaven"
to
"The
Ashlee
Simpson
Show"
to
"Saturday
Night
Live."
Of
course
her
music,
which
is
rooted
in
pop-rock
and
not
the
gummy-pop
of
her
famous
sister's
repertoire,
is
in
the
mix.
"I
never
saw
myself
doing
the
music
Jessica
does,"
said
Simpson.
Her
taste
skews
more
to
Maroon
5
than
Radiohead,
but
she
still
has
a
steady
sense
of
quality,
even
if
it
doesn't
show
up
in
her
own
overproduced
music,
which
is
more
saccharine
than
substantial.
"I
love
Björk,
and
I've
always
loved
Fiona
Apple,"
Simpson
said.
"I
also
like
Hole.
Courtney
Love
is
great
. .
.
crazy,
but
that's
her
thing
-
and
I
think
she's
an
amazing
guitar
player."
The
20-year-old
Simpson,
with
her
baby
doe
eyes
and
her
bee-stung
(or
at
least
collagen-filled)
lips,
is
better
suited
for
magazines
than
she
is
music.
Her
February
Cosmo
cover
had
her
looking
like
a
very
young
Demi
Moore
in a
flirty,
low-slung
red
dress,
and
the
cover
devotes
more
space
to
her
cleavage
than
it
does
the
headlines
-
"Beyond
Kama
Sutra"
and
"The
Power
of
Pre-Sex."
She
also
adorns
March's
Teen
People
cover,
which
shared
the
newsstand
with
the
Cosmo
outing,
and
the
picture
is
more
Nickelodeon
jailbait
than
rock
star.
Still,
the
magazine
covers
prove
that
Simpson's
cross-generational
appeal
is
ubiquitous.
"It's
really
cool,
because
getting
to
shoot
the
cover
of
Cosmo
or
Allure
is
an
honor
for
someone
like
me,"
Simpson
said.
"It
shows
that
there's
a
wide
range
of
people
who
are
interested
in
what
you're
doing."
Ultimately,
television
circa
2005
is
the
medium
where
Simpson
works
best.
It's
all
about
the
unreal
reality
of
MTV's
"The
Ashlee
Simpson
Show"
and
the
culture
of
artists
launching
careers
from
The
WB's
"7th
Heaven"
via
a
hot
music
video
with
newly
dyed
black
hair
and
a
faux
'tude.
At
least
the
flaws
still
shine
through
occasionally
-
thanks
to
the
publicity
free-fire
zone
that
is
live
TV -
although
Simpson's
massive
flub
on
"Saturday
Night
Live"
only
implanted
her
deeper
into
the
public
consciousness
and
made
her
an
even
larger
icon.
But
for
what
cause
is
she
an
icon,
and
at
what
cost
does
that
status
come?
To
some,
she
represents
a
multitalented
object
of
envy,
the
woman
who
has
it
all
and
is
only
made
more
human
by
an
unfortunate
"oops"
on
live
TV.
To
others,
she's
the
problem
with
the
American
entertainment
culture,
the
talent-free
product
of a
strange
celebrity-obsessed
family
bowing
to
the
needs
of a
sad,
celebrity-obsessed
culture.
Either
way,
Simpson
is
not
thinking
about
it
too
much.
"It
really
hasn't
changed
anything,"
she
said
of
October's
"SNL"
lip-syncing
flub.
"Things
happen,
and
for
me,
it's
in
the
past,
and
I
moved
on,
and
I
have
this
tour
coming
up
and,
the
way
that
I
looked
at
it,
it
was
just
something
that
happened
in
my
life."
Did
she
learn
from
the
experience,
which
left
her
embarrassed,
clueless
and
jigging
in
front
of a
studio
audience
and
millions
watching
in
their
living
rooms?
"There
will
be
no
lip-syncing
at
all
on
this
tour,"
Simpson
said.
"It's
called
'Autobiography
Live!'
"
Moreover,
did
we
learn
from
the
experience?
It's
no
surprise
she
was
lip-syncing,
but
the
aftermath
-
her
dad
playing
cleanup
with
messy
excuses
and
Simpson
actually
singing
live
at
the
Orange
Bowl
and
getting
booed
for
her
efforts
-
was
so
ugly
that
we
should
have
learned
something,
perhaps
that
Simpson
wasn't
born
to
sing.
Her
album,
"Autobiography,"
is a
pop-rock
hodgepodge
that
pays
tributes
to
the
great
female
singers
of
the
'80s
-
badly.
"Love
Me
for
Me"
isn't
awful
in
its
channeling
of
Pat
Benatar,
and
its
catchy
hook
makes
for
the
best
pseudo-rock
track
on
the
disc.
"La
La,"
the
song
that
bombed
at
the
Orange
Bowl,
is
an
addictive
track
that
belongs
on
"Total
Request
Live"
with
its
infectious
screams
and
sophomoric
dance-pop
chants.
And
that's
it.
Every
other
song
on
the
disc
is a
waste
of
time
and
electricity.
But
if
there's
anything
to
be
said
for
the
album,
it's
that
she
co-wrote
the
entire
thing
with
a
team
of
songwriters.
"For
me,
rock
is
something
I've
always
listened
to -
Blondie
and
the
Pretenders
and
whatnot,"
said
Simpson.
"Rock
is
something
I've
really
wanted
to
do,
because
a
lot
of
the
women
had
a
lot
of
power,
and
they
always
had
something
to
say."
So
Ashlee
Simpson
has
something
to
say?
The
Orange
Bowl
was
indeed
look-away
bad,
but
her
current
tour
could
be
must-see
rich. |