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Ashlee
Simpson
Embodies
Rock
Star
Barbie
In
Sing-Songy
Performance
Ashlee
Simpson
is
such
a
doll,
such
a
spitfire
cutie,
that
you'd
think
young
guys
would've
flocked
to
her
show
here
Thursday
night
at
the
Paramount.
But
there
were
only
a
few
males
there,
most
of
them
dads
escorting
broods
of
young
girls.
Almost
all
of
the
big
—
but
far
from
sold
out
—
audience
was
made
up
of
screaming
teen
and
preteen
girls.
For
them,
Simpson
was
a
living
action
figure,
through
which
they
could
live
out
their
celebrity/rock-star
fantasies.
She
was
the
embodiment
of
Rock
Star
Barbie.
Simpson
is
best
known
for
the
embarrassing
lip-sync
malfunction
on
"Saturday
Night
Live,"
which
has
made
her
the
biggest
joke
in
pop
music
since
Milli
Vanilli.
There
was
no
lip-synching
at
the
Paramount.
But
there
was
no
singing,
either.
Simpson,
who
tries
to
fashion
herself
after
Avril
Lavigne
and
Gwen
Stefani,
mostly
talked
the
lyrics
in a
sing-songy
manner.
Almost
any
of
the
girls
in
the
crowd,
except
for
maybe
the
very
little
ones,
could
be
taught
to
"sing"
as
well
as
her.
Backed
by a
four-piece
band,
Simpson
performed
13
songs,
including
most
of
the
cuts
from
her
3
million-selling
debut
album,
"Autobiography,"
and
some
covers.
She
turned
the
stage
over
to
the
band
four
times,
giving
her
a
chance
to
go
backstage,
catch
her
breath
and
change
costumes.
She
opened
with
her
CD's
title
cut
and
closed
with
its
big
hit
single,
"Pieces
of
Me,"
the
only
encore
song.
An
acoustic
portion,
during
which
she
was
backed
by
her
two
guitarists,
was
devoted
to
"Giving
It
Away,"
"Love
Makes
the
World
Go
Round"
and
a
new
song
about
living
in
Hollywood
and
missing
her
Texas
home.
She
announced
that
her
debut
film,
to
be
released
this
summer,
has
been
renamed
for
her
song,
"Undiscovered."
The
one
song
that
may
have
made
the
parents
in
the
crowd
cringe
was
her
only
overtly
sexual
song,
"La
La,"
in
which
she
declared,
"I
like
it
better
when
it
hurts"
and
"I'll
be a
French
maid
when
I
meet
you
at
the
door."
Before
doing
"Love
Me
For
Me,"
she
talked
about
the
"SNL"
mishap.
"I've
had
a
tough
year,"
she
said.
"Everybody
makes
mistakes."
Two
cute
boy
bands
opened.
The
button-down
Click
Five,
in
suits
and
ties,
did
romantic,
Beatlesque
songs.
The
more
dangerous
Pepper's
Ghost,
in
low-slung
jeans
and
tight
T's,
rawked.
Both
were
professional
but
lacked
compelling
songs. |