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Ashlee
Simpson 'La
La's Herself
To The Point
Of No Return
With the new
year upon
us, most of
us are
hoping to
start off on
the right
... note.
Unfortunately
this was not
the case for
pop star
Ashlee
Simpson,
whose
performance
of “La La,”
will forever
be known as
the “La La”
heard around
the world.
While some
may ring in
the new year
with
noise-makers,
poppers or
even drunken
renditions
of “Auld
Lang Syne,”
Simpson’s
2005 began
to the tune
of booing by
the
72,000-plus
crowd
present at
the Fed-Ex
Orange Bowl
in Miami,
Fla. after
her halftime
performance
of “La La”
on Jan. 4.
Between
Simpson’s
performance
itself and
questioning
whether or
not it was
appropriate
to boo a
20-year-old
female in
front of
72,000 and
national
television,
with a
victory of
55-19 over
Oklahoma,
USC appeared
to be the
only
triumphant
party of the
event.
Meanwhile,
representatives
for the
Orange Bowl
commented
that they
were very
pleased by
all of the
halftime
performances
and
suggested
that the
booing was
not
specifically
attributed
to Simpson’s
half-time
performance.
Rather they
suggested
that it was
backlash
from
Simpson’s
“Saturday
Night Live”
debacle—during
which
Simpson was
caught
lip-syncing.
Simpson
originally
blamed this
notorious
Oct. 23,
2004
performance,
or lack
thereof, on
errors made
by her band,
but later
laid the
blame on
evil,
vocal-cord-attacking
acid reflux.
Acid reflux
is not a
joking
matter,
folks.
Anyone who
saw the
performance
would have
to agree
that
acid-reflux
definitely
ruined “La
La” – a
dazzling
song about
sex – our
eardrums and
arguably
Simpson’s
career.
This
infamous
“SNL” event
coupled with
footage from
Simpson’s
MTV reality
show, “The
Ashlee
Simpson
Show,” of
Simpson
recording
her album
“Autobiography”
where
Simpson
hoarsely
screeches,
moans and
groans
through take
after take
of track
after track
caused
America to
question
Simpson’s
vocal
abilities to
begin with.
Ultimately,
America
welcomed
Simpson with
open arms;
“Autobiography”
ended ninth
for highest
album sales
of 2004.
Selling over
a million
copies
(2,576,945
copies in
fact) earned
“Autobiography”
platinum
status.
Yet the
question
remains,
despite
Simpson’s
deafening
performance
was it right
for the
Orange Bowl
attendees to
boo this
20-year old
wanna-be
superstar
who, truly
is caught in
the shadow
of her
highly
successful,
highly
talented
older
sister,
Jessica
Simpson?
Ideally,
America
should take
the silent,
yet polite
approach to
letting
Ashlee
Simpson know
that America
has had
enough. Not
watching the
second
season of
“The Ashlee
Simpson
Show”
starting in
late
January,
refraining
from
purchasing
any more
copies of
her album
“Autobiography”
and not
attending
any
performances
of the tour
that is
scheduled to
begin in
February
would have
effectively
conveyed the
message.
But handling
Simpson in a
strong but
silent
manner would
deny
Americans
from their
favorite
right and
true
love—free
speech.
Why politely
say, “No
thank you,
I’ve had
enough,”
when you can
cut it down
to a one-syllabled
“boo”? It’s
short, not
sweet and is
entirely to
the point.
As they say,
no publicity
is bad
publicity
and in the
end, the
Orange Bowl
fiasco
Simpson will
surely find
the silver
lining. As
seen in the
“SNL”
situation,
after the
initial
jeers and
sneers of
the mass
media and
the general
population
of America,
Simpson will
bounce back.
Most likely
preying off
the
inherently
mean nature
of the act
of booing,
Simpson will
be seen as a
victim.
After all,
the first
song she
sang during
halftime,
“Pieces of
Me” was not
that
auditorally
offensive
and one for
two isn’t
that bad—at
least she
sang this
time, right?
Besides, who
knows what
the crowd of
72,000 was
truly booing
after all?
Perhaps
their
collective
booing was
intended to
be directed
at the poor
sound
quality that
riddled the
halftime
performance.
Despite the
complaints
that both
Kelly
Clarkson and
Trace
Adkins’
performances
were hard to
hear, these
performers
received
extremely
positive
reviews.
Perhaps the
crowd was
predominately
comprised of
Oklahoma
fans and was
booing the
striking
lead USC
held at
halftime.
Or maybe the
booing
incurred due
to the
nature of
the song
itself: “You
make me
wanna la la
in the
kitchen on
the floor /
I’ll be a
French maid
when I meet
you at the
door / I’m
like an
alley cat
drink the
milk up, I
want more /
You make me
wanna / You
make me
wanna
scream.”
Reading over
the lyrics,
you really
can’t blame
the audience
for wanting
to scream as
well.
While I
would never
wish that
anyone be
humiliated,
or booed
specifically,
in front of
the entire
nation, I
must concede
that Simpson
seems to set
herself up
for
humiliation
time and
time again.
“You can
throw me
like a
line-man / I
like it
better when
it hurts.”
Simpson is
hurting
indeed.
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