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Despite
Odds,
Ashlee
Simpson
Is
Still
Standing
AGAINST
ALL
ODDS,
Ashlee
Simpson
has
beaten
the
rap.
In
January,
after
a
Milli
Vanilli-sized
humiliation,
she
seemed
as
over
as
Christmas.
But
these
days
her
career
remains
among
the
living.
First
Simpson
got
caught
lip-syncing
on
"Saturday
Night
Live."
Then
she
got
booed
off
the
stage
at
the
Orange
Bowl.
Shock
jock
Howard
Stern
showered
her
with
contempt,
"The
Daily
Show"
host
Jon
Stewart
expressed
pity,
and
the
mavens
on
"The
View"
debated
whether
or
not
she
was
a
"bad
singer."
The
listening
public
got
in
plenty
of
licks,
too.
Search
the
Internet
under
Simpson's
name
and
you'll
find
everything
from
a
fictional
"Ashlee
Simpson
Karaoke
Edition
iPod"
(which
"makes
lip-syncing
to
music
sheer
delight")
to
actual
petitions:
"We,
the
undersigned,
are
disgusted
with
Ashlee
Simpson's
horrible
singing
and
hereby
ask
her
to
stop.
Stop
recording,
touring,
modeling
and
performing.
We
do
not
wish
to
see
her
again."
Last
week,
the
"Stop
Ashlee
Simpson"
petition
had
more
than
360,000
signatures
and
ranked
in
the
top
three
most
active
at
PetitionOnline.com.
This
is
the
sort
of
bad
publicity
that
can
be
fatal.
Yet
Simpson's
debut
album,
"Autobiography"
(Geffen
Records),
is
just
about
where
you'd
expect
it
to
be
at
this
stage
—
bouncing
around
the
middle
reaches
of
the
Billboard
200
album
chart
after
selling
3
million
copies
since
its
release
last
July.
"At
worst,
it
limited
her
growth,"
Sean
Ross
of
Edison
Media
Research
says
of
Simpson's
high-profile
troubles.
"Or
maybe
it
kept
her
from
developing
the
sort
of
legs
with
adult
pop
listeners
that,
say,
Avril
Lavigne
did."
Simpson's
concert
tour,
which
received
mostly
positive
reviews
by
Bay
Area
media,
is
also
doing
improbably
well.
In
its
review
of
her
recent
New
York
City
show,
The
New
York
Times
dubbed
Simpson
"the
leading
light
of
reality
pop
...
young
America's
favorite
singer,"
reporting
that
her
voice
was
"largely
drowned
out
by
her
screaming
fans."
She
has
drawn
more-than-respectable
crowds
to
large
theaters,
including
a
sellout
last
month
at
the
5,600-seat
Universal
Amphitheatre
in
Southern
California.
"That's
very
decent
business,
which
I
find
surprising,"
says
Gary
Bongiovanni,
editor
of
the
trade
magazine
Pollstar.
"I
had
thought
this
tour
would
be a
disaster.
But
for
her
core
audience,
I
guess
the
'Saturday
Night
Live'
faux
pas
and
the
booing
at
the
Orange
Bowl
just
didn't
have
that
big
an
impact.
She's
selling
tickets;
her
record
is
still
selling.
There's
still
an
audience
for
her."
It's
difficult
to
say
which
is
more
surprising:
the
intensity
of
the
backlash
against
Simpson
or
the
survival
of
her
career.
Simpson
herself
is
partly
to
blame
for
the
backlash.
After
her
album
came
out
last
year,
she
did
an
interview
with
Lucky
magazine
("The
Magazine
About
Shopping")
in
which
she
was
asked
about
lip-syncing.
"I'm
totally
against
it
and
offended
by
it,"
she
replied.
"I'm
going
out
to
let
my
real
talent
show,
not
to
just
stand
there
and
dance
around.
Personally,
I'd
never
lip-sync.
It's
just
not
me."
Then
her
drummer
hit
the
wrong
button
on
"Saturday
Night
Live,"
Simpson's
prerecorded
voice
unexpectedly
came
over
the
speakers
—
and
she
just
stood
there
and
danced
around
before
walking
off
while
her
band
played
on.
It
was
the
most
unfortunate
tape-behind-the-curtain
revelation
since
Milli
Vanilli
was
stripped
of
the
best-new-artist
Grammy
in
1990
for
not
singing
on
its
own
album.
Simpson's
own
Web
site
quickly
came
alive
with
invective.
"Finally,
you're
exposed
for
the
fraud
that
you
are,"
one
person
wrote
on
her
message
board.
"You
should
quit
the
music
business
because
you
are
now
and
always
will
be a
complete
and
utter
joke."
Chastened,
Simpson
blamed
acid
reflux
and
promised
to
do
only
live
vocals
onstage.
She
was
clearly
singing
during
her
halftime
performance
of
the
song
"La
La"
at
the
Orange
Bowl
on
Jan.
4 —
but
she
was
also
badly
off-key.
After
the
closing
line,
"You
make
me
want
to
scream,"
the
crowd
let
Simpson
have
it,
booing
loudly
enough
for
it
to
look
and
sound
horrible
on
television.
In
the
wake
of
Simpson's
dual
disasters,
one
of
the
few
celebrities
who
came
to
her
defense
was
"American
Idol"
judge
Simon
Cowell,
a
man
not
generally
known
for
sensitivity.
"Why
should
you
have
to
do
something
substandard
just
for
the
sake
of
being
real?"
Cowell
asked
in
an
interview
with
the
Web
site
Launch.com.
"There's
almost
a
witch-hunt
mentality
about
people
miming."
Ashlee
Simpson
may
not
be
the
greatest
singer
out
there,
but
she's
hardly
the
worst.
She
doesn't
have
as
pure
(or
as
bland)
a
voice
as
older
sister
Jessica,
and
her
image
falls
somewhere
between
Avril
Lavigne,
Britney
Spears
and
Liz
Phair
— a
combination
of
feisty
attitude
and
clean-cut
come-hither
glances.
"Autobiography"
isn't
bad
so
much
as
generic.
"Pieces
of
Me"
is
an
undeniably
catchy
single
with
a
nice
lilt
that
chugs
along.
But
too
many
of
the
album's
songs
pass
by
in
stock,
cookie-cutter
"rocker
chick"
poses
with
Simpson
singing
in
an
unconvincing
Courtney
Love-style
yowl.
Of
course,
to
point
out
the
obviously
prefabricated
nature
of
Simpson's
music
can
be
viewed
as
snobbery.
A
week
after
Simpson's
"Saturday
Night
Live"
catastrophe,
New
York
Times
critic
Kelefa
Sanneh
published
an
essay
that
blasted
criticism
of
Simpson
as "rockism,"
an
aesthetic
whose
followers
are
guilty
of
"idolizing
the
authentic
old
legend
(or
underground
hero)
while
mocking
the
latest
pop
star
...
extolling
the
growling
performer
while
hating
the
lip-syncer."
But
Simpson's
core
audience,
which
skews
younger
and
female,
doesn't
much
care
about
any
of
that.
Her
fans
are
more
likely
to
have
seen
Simpson
on
the
WB's
"7th
Heaven"
or
the
MTV
reality
series
"The
Ashlee
Simpson
Show"
than
"Saturday
Night
Live,"
or
the
halftime
show
of a
football
game.
"My
sense
is
that
she
was
never
really
a
music
performer
where
credibility
mattered,"
says
Jon
Coleman
of
the
Triangle-based
research
firm
Coleman.
"She
was
never
that
credible
in
the
first
place,
except
as a
media
event.
Just
a
simple
little
thing
like
not
being
able
to
lip-sync
properly
was
probably
not
enough
to
throw
off
the
people
who
would
like
her.
The
people
who
find
lip-syncing
outrageous
would
probably
never
buy
her
music
in
the
first
place."
If
nothing
else,
Simpson
has
allowed
people
of
clashing
opinions
to
come
together
and
vent.
It's
fascinating
to
compare
listener
reviews
of
her
album
on
Amazon.com,
most
of
which
are
either
one-star
or
five-star.
The
one-star
reviews
predictably
blast
her
as a
"talentless
fraud."
But
then
there
are
five-star
notices
such
as
the
one
titled
"A
Kid's
Review":
"I
wish
I
could
give
this
album
more
than
five
stars,
here's
why.
This
album
is
the
best
CD
in
the
world
to
me.
No
other
CD
can
top
this
one."
There's
no
hope
either
side
will
change
the
other's
mind.
But
the
big
test
will
come
when
Simpson
makes
another
record.
"Yeah,
12-year-old
girls
can
do a
180
by
the
time
they're
a
year
older,"
says
Pollstar's
Bongiovanni.
"And
history
shows
that's
what
tends
to
happen.
Someone
you
thought
was
totally
cool
one
minute,
you
don't
want
to
even
acknowledge
the
next."
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