Lindsay Lohan is having a bad run of luck. Not only has she become scrawny, not only does she look like she's 35, not only were her breasts (when she had them) digitally-reduced for her upcoming flick Herbie: Fully Loaded, but now word is spreading that sisters Ashlee and Jessica Simpson just about kicked her scrawny little ass because she wouldn't let them into her MTV Movie Awards afterparty on June 3, 2005.
And because Jessica thinks she's god draped in Louis Vuitton, she was incredibly insulted at the rejection and headed over to second-fiddle Jimmy Fallon's party, where she continued to huff, puff and say she planned to beat the crap out of Lindsay.

So Lindsay, being the peacekeeper that she is, got word of this huffing and puffing, and apparently left her own party to head over to Fallon's for a confrontation, at which point Jessica spotted her and lunged at her. Security separated the pair and then the girls proceeded to splash each other's white T-shirts with water and make out. Oh wait, that didn't happen. But that's the ending we were all imagining.